Hey. So, we're, like, new here (newbies (rhymes with boobies)). As in, we just created our account here. (create + account = (o.O) DIBUJAMOS)

So. We (as in the first person plural pronoun) are two thirteen-year-old (2, 13) girls (female sentient human beings) who share this account (DIBUJAMOS. (which means "we draw" in español (aka SPANISH))). We are not related (No relations. Not marriage, not by blood. Nada) but we are only a few months in age apart (i.e. four (4)) who look strangely alike (similar facial features). We are extremely weird (SPAZZZZMODIC, what now?! (as in, greatly unnormal (ALIENS (...aliens on crack (I swear, the tissues came like that!))))) uhhhhhh..... (loses train of thought) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (unintelligible words)

Essentially, all you need to know is:
A) We are crazy.
B) Are creepily similar in thoughts and deeds for having met each other two years ago.
C) We are insane.
D) Just to let your mind rest a bit easier, we'll sign anything we write or do (blahblahblah) as 'The Elder' or 'The Younger'. 'The Elder' happens to have written most of this. 'The Elder' has most of the brains, looks, hilariosity, cuteness, etc, etc.... 'The Younger' happens to steal all of these traits away from 'The Elder' p.s. this is 'The Younger'. But yea.... we're gonna shut up now...

Wait, wait, hold THE PHONE THERE, MY YOUNG CHILD. Why would you have to steal them away from me? This obviously means I am the natural. I pwn your BUTTOX all over the floor. (The Elder (the sane one (when she chooses))

... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! that was a figure of speech my friend... (not really) U STOLE THEM FROM ME FIRST BUT I STOLED THEM BACK! MWAHHAHAHA!!!! (((As if, dearie ~TE))) BUT I HAVE MAGICAL FART POWERS THAT WILL "BLOW" U OFF URE FEET. pfft pfft pfft

...do you see why I'm the sane one?

lOvE aLwAyS, US.


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Edit, The Elder.

So. I was re-reading this just now. And while it undoubtedly personifies us, it doesn't make sense. At ALL. So, to clear a few things up:
-This account is a collaboration between two teen-aged girls.
-They aren't realted, but people constantly get them confused, so they refer to themselves as twins, or sisters.
-They.. aren't clinically insane... but we worry about ourselves. But then again.. why worry for us when we can worry about people like that "Supa Supa Kawaii" Chick?
-Um... We're pretty evenly matched in everything we do. We have differences... but we look alike, act alike, love alike, have like talents, read the same books, listen to the same music, etc., etc. And we don't do it on purpose; our likenesses just happened that way. We only met two years ago, and BHAM! instant twin-ship.

If that is acutally capable of clearing things up, I'll be surprised. But I'm currently having very vivid delusions, so please excuse any ... craziness.

~The Elder

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Edit, The Younger

Okay so I just edited this but it didnt work so i have to re-type everything I wrote. your welcome

Anywayz, I totally agree with "The Elder". Although she may use bigger and more sophisticated words than me, we are equally smarticle and weird....soooo, yea.

Btw if you understand spanish or at least know the basics, you should watch this youtube video. I find it quite hysterical myself.
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~The Younger